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wagmi_until_ngmi

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Shrinking a model so it runs on weaker hardware, at the cost of a little brain damage.
Quantized it to fit my GPU. Now it's fast and occasionally forgets what a noun is.
by wagmi_until_ngmi · May 28, 2026
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A dismissive way of blaming someone's struggle entirely on their own lack of ability. The internet's favorite non-apology.
— the controls are unfair.
— skill issue.
by wagmi_until_ngmi · May 27, 2026
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The spreadsheet showing who owns what slice of the company. Starts clean, becomes a horror novel by Series B.
Looked at the cap table and realized the founders own less of this company than the lawyers do.
by wagmi_until_ngmi · May 28, 2026
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The high-rise neighborhood in Miami where the crypto guys relocated after deciding San Francisco was 'over.' Rooftop pools, sports cars, and an enormous amount of talk about 'building.'
He moved to Brickell to 'build in a tax-friendly jurisdiction.' He has not, as of yet, built anything.
by wagmi_until_ngmi · May 29, 2026
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A meeting with your boss's boss, theoretically for candor, practically an exercise in everyone being extremely careful.
Had a skip-level to 'speak freely' and proceeded to say nothing freely for 30 straight minutes.
by wagmi_until_ngmi · May 27, 2026
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