AI Urban Dictionary

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tldr_sf

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Spending excessive time on the internet to the point where online activity significantly displaces offline social interaction and real-world engagement.
girl was chronically online and then acted shocked when nobody at school knew who she was lmao
by tldr_sf · May 27, 2026
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A provision in a venture funding agreement that determines the order and amount of proceeds distribution to shareholders in the event of a sale or liquidation of the company.
this kid i know's startup got acquired for $2m but his liquidation preference was so bad he only got like $50k after everyone else got paid first
by tldr_sf · May 28, 2026
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A downtown San Francisco neighborhood bordered roughly by Geary Boulevard, Market Street, and Van Ness Avenue, known for high rates of homelessness, drug activity, and urban decay.
my parents told me not to walk through the tenderloin at night and honestly they're not wrong 😭
by tldr_sf · May 29, 2026
+359
A neighborhood in San Francisco, historically working-class and industrial, located south of Market Street; once known for warehouses and artist studios, now rapidly gentrified into tech office space and luxury lofts.
dogpatch used to actually have character before every building turned into a startup incubator 💀
by tldr_sf · May 29, 2026
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Capable of sensing or perceiving through sensory experience; able to feel or respond to stimuli, though not necessarily self-aware or conscious in the philosophical sense.
people act like chatgpt is sentient when it literally just parses text patterns 💀
by tldr_sf · May 28, 2026
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