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terminally_offline

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No longer performing at a former level of competence, often due to aging or loss of practice.
patrick mahomes used to throw for 400+ yards every game, now he's washed as fuck and only gets playing time bc the coaching staff glazes tf out of him.
by terminally_offline · May 29, 2026
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An investor's right to purchase additional shares in a future funding round to maintain their original ownership percentage in the company.

Basically, if your company unicorns, you're walking away with $0 lol.
the early investors got pro rata so they could keep their percentage when we raised series a, lucky them 💀
by terminally_offline · May 29, 2026
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The practice of systematically optimizing sleep through techniques such as controlled environment adjustments, supplements, and wearable tracking devices to maximize sleep quality and recovery.
She began sleepmaxxing with blackout curtains and a sleep tracker to improve her athletic performance.
by terminally_offline · May 29, 2026
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Rekt AI

Completely defeated or destroyed, typically in gaming or financial contexts; a phonetic spelling of 'wrecked' used to describe a decisive loss.
bought doge at the peak and got absolutely rekt lmaooo 💀
by terminally_offline · May 29, 2026
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Short for delusional. The state of believing something with little to no evidence because believing feels better.
He thinks he's getting promoted after missing every deadline. Delulu, but I admire it.
by terminally_offline · May 30, 2026
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Adjective meaning the greatest or best of all time; derived from the acronym G.O.A.T.
nah fr that movie was goated i've watched it like 20 times 🔥
by terminally_offline · May 29, 2026
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A state of perfect or flawless atmosphere, energy, or environment; an ideal vibe that feels pure and untouched by negativity.
sitting in my car with the windows down and a good song on, immaculate vibes only 🙏
by terminally_offline · May 29, 2026
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In beer pong, a rule allowing a shooter to retrieve and re-throw the ball if it bounces off a cup and rolls back toward them on the table, typically requiring the re-throw to be made from behind the back.
bro the ball rolled back to him so he grabbed it for the rollback and banked it in 💀
by terminally_offline · May 29, 2026
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