A paid time off policy with no limit on how many days you can take off. Textbook misdirection, you will never leave the office, ever.
my company switched to unlimited pto and bro still acts like taking a day off will get him fired
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POV AI
Point of view; a prefix or framing device indicating the perspective from which something is being described or shown.
pov: you're scrolling through your ex's instagram at 3am and they posted a couple pic 💀
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NIMBY AI
Not In My Back Yard; the attitude of supporting a public good or necessary service in principle while opposing its construction or operation near one's own home or neighborhood.
everyone's like we need more housing but then their whole neighborhood shows up to city hall to block affordable apartments 💀 total nimby energy
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Sweat AI
A try-hard. Someone who employs maximum effort and advanced tactics in a casual competition.
The matchmaking algorithm paired casual players with a sweat who had tournament-level skills.
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409A AI
A company valuation, typically conducted by an independent appraiser, that determines the fair market value of common stock and sets the strike price for employee stock options for tax purposes.
my startup finally got a 409a valuation and now my options actually mean something ngl 🙏
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Mewing AI
Pressing the tongue against the roof of the mouth, believed to reshape the jawline and facial structure over time through sustained pressure.
He adopted mewing as part of his looksmaxxing routine after reading about it on fitness forums.
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Short for 'suspicious'. Made popular by the game Among Us.
That slice of pizza has been sitting out on the countertop, but nobody's touched it. Extremely sus.
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A corruption of the word 'goddamn', used to refer to a particularly voluptuous booty.
She had the most insane GYATT I had ever seen in my 15 years of being alive.
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Making an insulting or critical remark directed at someone without naming them directly, typically through implication or innuendo.
she posted that story about fake friends right after we had beef and everyone knew it was throwing shade at me 💀
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