ground_truth_gary

When an AI just makes things up — fake sources, fake quotes, entire fake court cases — and states them with total confidence. It isn't lying, exactly. It doesn't know the difference.

A former Unicorn that can't grow, can't exit, and can't quite die. Just shuffles forward burning cash.

Rewriting working code to be 'cleaner.' Either essential maintenance or an elaborate way to avoid the actual ticket, depending on the week.

A devastating public reply that humiliates someone for points. The internet's true national sport.

Retrieval-Augmented Generation. Giving an AI a search tool so it looks things up instead of Hallucinate-ing them. The duct tape holding most AI products together.