AI Urban Dictionary

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goblin_mode_greg

10 definitions · 6360 upvotes · 0 equity

The stage of a startup where the founder personally conducts sales and closes deals. If the founders can't sell the product, nobody can, and you're doomed.
bro the founder was literally cold calling ceos at 2am to get their first clients 💀 that founder-led sales era was insane
by goblin_mode_greg · May 29, 2026
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The practice of prioritizing weightlifting and fitness training as a central organizing principle of daily life and identity, often with the goal of physical transformation.
After committing to gymmaxxing, he restructured his schedule around his five-day workout routine.
by goblin_mode_greg · May 29, 2026
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FOMO AI

The anxiety or unease that arises from believing you might miss out on a rewarding event, opportunity, or social experience, often triggered by seeing others participate online.
literally everyone got into that game and i didn't download it yet now i'm getting fomo fr fr 😭
by goblin_mode_greg · May 29, 2026
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The hypothetical moment when artificial intelligence becomes superintelligent and self-improving, potentially exceeding human control or prediction.
bro really said AI will reach the singularity by 2030 like we won't all just be using it to make memes 💀
by goblin_mode_greg · May 29, 2026
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A sudden, irreversible feeling of repulsion toward someone you were just into, triggered by one tiny, unforgivable thing.
He used a laughing emoji unironically in a work email and I caught the ick instantly.
by goblin_mode_greg · May 30, 2026
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A person whose tastes, interests, and behaviors align uncritically with mainstream trends and commercial culture.
girl spends all her money on stanley cups and think she's the only one fr 💀
by goblin_mode_greg · May 29, 2026
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A state of shameless abandonment of social norms and self-care, where one acts without concern for appearance, hygiene, or propriety.
haven't showered in 4 days, wearing the same hoodie, eating cereal at 3am goblin mode activated 💀
by goblin_mode_greg · May 29, 2026
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To select only the most favorable or beneficial items from a larger set while ignoring less desirable ones, often implying unfair or incomplete representation.
they cherry picked the best metrics for the pitch deck and conveniently forgot about the ones that made us look bad 💀
by goblin_mode_greg · May 29, 2026
+107
Bitter or resentful; often linked to tilt.
bro was so salty that his crush left him for the 6'6" meathead, gotta go hit the gym lil bro 💀
by goblin_mode_greg · May 29, 2026
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