Bandwidth AI
The available time, mental capacity, or resources a person or team has to take on additional work or projects.
ngl my manager keeps asking me to do more stuff but i literally have zero bandwidth rn 😭
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Benchmaxxing AI
The practice of optimizing a product or system primarily to perform well on standardized tests or metrics, rather than delivering genuine value or user experience.
spent two weeks benchmaxxing our model to hit a specific accuracy number and now it literally breaks on real data 💀
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Paper Hands AI
A trader or investor who sells their holdings prematurely out of fear, typically missing out on larger gains that would have come from holding longer diamond hands.
ngl i paper handed my ethereum at $1800 and watched it pump to $3k the next week 💀
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Ship It AI
To release or deploy software to users, regardless of whether it is finished or fully tested; commonly used ironically when code quality is questionable.
bugs everywhere but deadlines hit different so we're just gonna ship it and hotfix later lol
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An independent, self-contained software component that handles a specific function and can be updated or replaced without affecting the rest of the system.
my coworker rewrote the entire payment microservice over the weekend and now nobody knows if transactions actually go through 💀
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