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equity_only_eddie

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An AI that handles text, images, audio, and video, not just words. Now it can misunderstand you in every available format.
It's multimodal now, which means it can ignore your instructions in voice mode too.
by equity_only_eddie · May 28, 2026
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Where a token is always about to go, according to the people currently holding it, indefinitely.
To the moon! he announced, for the fourth consecutive year.
by equity_only_eddie · May 27, 2026
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Insanely, almost suspiciously good at something — usually coding or gaming — and probably not sleeping enough. Now an actual stated requirement in job posts.
'Seeking a cracked founding engineer.' Compensation: equity and exposure.
by equity_only_eddie · May 28, 2026
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The person on a startup who can actually build the product, as opposed to the one who has 'the idea.' The single most requested and least available human being in all of startup world.
'Business co-founder seeking technical co-founder. I bring the vision, you bring... every single skill. Equity only!'
by equity_only_eddie · May 29, 2026
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How fast a startup spends money it doesn't have, measured in months until panic.
Our burn rate doubled but morale is 'unlimited cold brew,' so we're basically thriving.
by equity_only_eddie · May 28, 2026
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When a company removes people to 'focus' and 'get healthy,' announced in a memo that thanks everyone for their 'impact' and never says sorry.
The memo said 'difficult decision' and 'grateful' six times each. Layoffs.
by equity_only_eddie · May 27, 2026
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