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burn_rate_betty

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A software engineer or technical worker required to be available outside normal hours to respond to system failures, emergencies, or critical issues, usually on a rotating schedule.
bro got paged at 3am on his on-call week and had to debug prod for 2 hours 💀
by burn_rate_betty · May 28, 2026
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Completing a video game or task in the shortest possible time, often competing for fastest recorded completion within a defined set of rules or constraints.
bro speedran his entire onboarding at the new job and was already asking for equity by day 2 lmao 💀
by burn_rate_betty · May 27, 2026
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The amount of cash a startup has left before it runs out of money, typically measured in months; how long a company can operate before needing more funding.
our runway is like 8 months and we still haven't closed our series A so everyone's lowkey stressed rn 😭
by burn_rate_betty · May 29, 2026
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Instructions or context provided to an AI model (usually at the start of a conversation) that shape how it interprets and responds to user inputs.
bro i gave chatgpt a system prompt to act like a finance bro and now it won't stop saying 'honestly' 💀
by burn_rate_betty · May 28, 2026
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The process of investigating a company, investment, or business deal before committing capital or entering into a formal agreement, typically involving financial audits, legal review, and background checks.
literally everyone saying invest in this startup and my dad's like 'did u do ur due diligence' and i was like dad i found them on twitter 💀
by burn_rate_betty · May 28, 2026
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