Said in a meeting to shut down a conversation that's getting too real in front of too many people.
It got honest, so the VP said 'let's take this offline,' and offline it remained, forever.
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An AI model whose actual file you can download and run yourself, versus one locked behind an API. The closest thing AI has to a culture war.
He'll talk about open weights at you for a full hour if you make eye contact.
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'Looks Good To Me.' What you comment on a giant pull request you didn't actually read, roughly nine seconds after it was opened.
He LGTM'd a 4,000-line migration before the diff finished loading. It dropped the users table.
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Refusing to sell through any amount of pain, framed as bravery rather than an inability to admit a mistake.
Diamond hands all the way down to zero. Respect, kind of.
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An emergency patch shipped straight to production to stop the bleeding, applied with all the care of a band-aid on a severed artery.
Friday hotfix to fix the Thursday hotfix that fixed the Wednesday deploy.
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